Brave Cat

To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside;
Who fears to ask, doth teach to be deny'd.

- Robert Herrick, English lyric poet (1591 - 1674)

Intelligence

If people never did silly things,
nothing intelligent would ever get done.

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian philosopher (1889 - 1951)

Tee Hee

That's me on the right.
(Shyly smile...)

Cat 911

"SVU, Detective Munch."

“Hello, Special Victim's Unit? I can't find my kitten. I think he's been cat-napped…”

“Sorry Ma'am, that's not a police job. Try the ASPCA.”

“But you don't understand... this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.”

‘Well, you'd better hang up, Ma'am. He may be trying to call you right now.”

Read Cat calls 911

Happy Passover

(cHag sameach... or just go hug somebody.)

UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

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WHO LET THE JEWS OUT???
(wasn't me.)

From Schlepping Through The Alps by Sam Apple