"SVU, Detective Munch."
“Hello, Special Victim's Unit? I can't find my kitten. I think he's been cat-napped…”
“Sorry Ma'am, that's not a police job. Try the ASPCA.”
“But you don't understand... this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.”
‘Well, you'd better hang up, Ma'am. He may be trying to call you right now.”
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