tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149008712024-03-12T17:46:01.630-07:00Got Chutzpah!?! - Old Blog(Dis our Old Bloggie)Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-47697962720797051152009-11-26T10:17:00.004-08:002020-12-30T03:00:12.490-08:00C our thanksgivin Kittie Video<div align="center">
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<b><span style="font-family: arial;"><b> </b></span></b><span style="font-family: arial;"><b>Here is da linky to our Thanksgivin Post<br /><a href="http://katiezfurrymewz.blogspot.com/2009/11/happy-thanksgiving-n-stuffoms.html" target="_blank">http://katiezfurrymewz.blogspot.com/2009/11/happy-thanksgiving-n-stuffoms.html</a></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;"><b> </b><b>Video ufs Cafe Cats eatin at dehr own tables!<br /><br />Happy ThanksGivin!<br /><br />Give Thanks to the Lord, cuz him is goods...</b></span></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;">
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<span style="font-family: arial;">For some odd reason, one of my comments got approved for my KidSister profile, but hasn't shown in the commentary section of <b><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/richard-belzer/i-want-my-dada_b_67252.html" target="_blank">I Want My Dada*</a></b> yet.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: arial;">For the past month or so, Richard Belzer, my dear brother of comedy is blogging again. Finally, after one measly but brilliant post on July Fourth several years ago.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: arial;">Anyway, I usually traipse over to Huffington Post after umpteen dozen comments have posted on one of his new essays... study out the psychological commentary pattern of the top of the bell shaped curve before leaving my personal replies....</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: arial;">Well one of my replies from a previous essay just ain't showing yet, while two comments I later posted on his newest essay did! </span><span style="font-family: arial;">I've decided to post here and forever tie my stage name to a bit of political tongue in cheek opinion. So there...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: arial;">"All evil needs to succeed is for good men to stand by and do nothing."<br /><br />Yet are the true evildoers those who force their perverted views on others through acts of terrorism and unspeakably horrendous violence?<br /><br />Or those who enable these perverted fiends through financial support and protection, then move them around like animated chess pieces?<br /><br />Even a pawn can find the king and checkmate him... yet who is the "king" in this fowl play for globalistic unity?<br /><br />These are my DaDa questions.<br /><br />Wikipedia has an article about the DaDa movement, but it doesn't pinpoint the origin of the name, save that "Dada in French is a child's word for hobby-horse. In French the colloquialism, c'est mon dada, means it's my hobby."<br /><br />Another intriguing statement in the article: "New York Dada lacked the disillusionment of European Dada and was instead driven by a sense of irony and humor."<br /><br />I never met my Dada.<br /><br /><span style="color: #993399;"><b>=^..^=</b> </span><br />---------------------------</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><b>(This comment was pending approval and had not displayed yet.</b></span>)<br /><br />"A good artist knows there is no black or white, just varying shades of grey."<br /><br />My cats would have a debate with you on that. My oldest (18yr) looks black, but his fur is very deep, dark brown. My youngest is a black and white tuxedo. Her black hue is blue. (And my longhaired Siamese's Mommy was a Russian Blue shade of grey too...)<br /><br />A good artist works with grey... a brilliant artist works with spectrums of light and colour. Ex: Thomas Kinkade.<br /><br />True, no pure black or pure white exists on earth. Pure white is terminally blinding. Pure black is an entirely absolute lack of light spectrum reflecting into the retina of our eyes: a galactic black hole.<br /><br />"Can't both be (evil)? At times, can't we all be?"<br /><br /><b>Yes, both (sides of the coin that I mentioned) are an evil we're all capable of...</b> but I choose to say I will not kill nor kill myself today.<br /><br />There is no such thing as pure evil. Pure evil does not exist... Evil can't create anything -- only twist creation, distort facts, misrepresent truth -- so deceptively captivating. Always a bit of truth there -- the luring cheese in the mousetrap.<br /><br />Look at the evil man all gone from Iraq. Ain't it "wunderfull?" But what mousetrap are our wonderful leaders panhandling?<br /><br />"...we as a nation, seem to be turning such a dark shade lately."<br /><br />Lately? With due respect to fellow artists... (and clevelandchick about </span><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/richard-belzer/i-want-my-dada_b_67252.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: arial;">Derek Hess "Armageddon Has Been Canceled Because The Tickets Didn't Sell"</span></a><span style="font-family: arial;">)<br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;"><b>What about the last 40+ years?</b><br />Our nation's been gradually turning a darker shade way before 911 -- like the experiment with the frog in cold water. Slowly turn up the heat and the frog just happily gets used to the pot's changing temperature until boiling to death.<br /><br />It is "shameful how quiet 'We the People' have been" for decades upon decades.<br /><br />The dumbing down of the masses has prevailed at least since our dear essayist was in public school (initiated by such historical icons of education as John Dewey).<br /><br /><b>Like so few of We the People,</b><i> Richard refused to be educationally lobotomized</i><b> </b>by that govern-mentally challenged school system.<br /><br />Kind Regards,<br /><br /><b>A lobotomy-free artistic survivor of the American public schools,</b></span></div>
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Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-82102037337391711322007-03-18T23:54:00.000-07:002009-10-07T15:49:59.952-07:00Kookie Kutter<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CBk-5X4QQvQ/Rf7WyxJhLPI/AAAAAAAAAL4/hGw6xVBKhQ4/s1600-h/37.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5043704800376597746" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CBk-5X4QQvQ/Rf7WyxJhLPI/AAAAAAAAAL4/hGw6xVBKhQ4/s320/37.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">"I'm one of the quirky kooks God threw together<br />from the leftover dough...<br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;">after He made all the kookie kutter people."<br /><br /></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;" >- Kat-Renee Kittel,<br />kid sister to a comedian.</span></strong></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-84535818236428856182007-02-25T06:33:00.000-08:002020-12-30T02:12:27.819-08:00Intelligence<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CBk-5X4QQvQ/ReGhhb977fI/AAAAAAAAAKI/cU8hxOmAO9Y/s1600-h/NextTable.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5035483454192217586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CBk-5X4QQvQ/ReGhhb977fI/AAAAAAAAAKI/cU8hxOmAO9Y/s400/NextTable.jpg" border="0" /></a>
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<span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>(Thanks, <a href="http://www.dennismillerinfo.com/">Dennis Miller</a> -- I needed that.)</strong></span><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;">See </span><a href="http://www.imagegenerator.net/browse/clippy/score/35383/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size:85%;">http://www.imagegenerator.net/browse/clippy/score/35383/</span></a><br />
<span style="font-size:85%;">But as Miller would say:
<br />"Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong."</span> </strong></span></div></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-47719122012090259992006-12-13T10:03:00.000-08:002008-12-08T13:02:43.213-08:00Bizarre Bazaar<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CBk-5X4QQvQ/RbQwt42PilI/AAAAAAAAADM/Mg77S1gXiF0/s1600-h/ClippyInLegalJargon.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5022693049337088594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="315" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CBk-5X4QQvQ/RbQwt42PilI/AAAAAAAAADM/Mg77S1gXiF0/s400/ClippyInLegalJargon.bmp" width="258" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1165136457604630392006-12-03T00:51:00.000-08:002008-12-08T13:02:43.445-08:00Turnabout's Fair Play -- Time To Pray<div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/KatieLightsSml.0.jpg"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 378px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="211" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/KatieLightsSml.0.jpg" border="0" /></strong></span></a><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Time For Hanukkah....</strong></span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Rededication to the G-d of Miracles<br />&</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;">.</span></strong><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Joseph in Potipher's House</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ffffff;">.</span></strong><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Keep Smiling... Please </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"></span></span></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5007424934567147266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="412" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CBk-5X4QQvQ/RX3ycpBO9wI/AAAAAAAAAAY/1kOHHiaHZBY/s400/NotWiseMen.jpg" width="288" border="0" /><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><strong>NEXT STOP --- PURIM & Esther in the Court of the King.</strong></span></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1162812113985057642006-11-06T03:17:00.000-08:002007-02-13T17:14:46.963-08:00Tee Hee<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/Stupeed1.4.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 404px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 343px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="355" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/400/Stupeed1.2.jpg" width="422" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>That's me on the right.<br />(Shyly smile...)</strong></span> </div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1159164700155027962006-09-24T22:37:00.000-07:002020-12-30T01:56:55.844-08:00To Cliche or Not Cliche<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/DalmationCats.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="266" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/DalmationCats.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" width="337" /></a>
<div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br />Cliches are like beating a dead horse<br /></span> </span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial;"></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;">…or running a subject into the ground</span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;">...or dulling a sharp pencil.<br /><br /></span></b></div><div align="center">
<b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;">Perhaps when the rubber hits the road</span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;"></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;">…when in Rome, do as the Romans do.<br /><br /></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial;">
<span style="font-size: 130%;">Still I suppose we could just let sleeping dogs lie</span></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size: 130%;">...but my cat might have your tongue,<br />'cause he always tells the truth.
<br /><br />Yet I might just be pulling your leg.
<br /></span><br />
</span></b><a href="http://www.clichelist.net/" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-family: arial;">http://www.clichelist.net/</span></b></a></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial;"></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial;">
<br />
</span></b><a href="https://boredhumans.com/story_generator.php" target="_blank"><b><span style="font-family: arial;">https://boredhumans.com/story_generator.php</span></b></a></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial;"></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: arial;">
<br />
<span style="color: #993399; font-size: 130%;">=^..^=</span>
</span></b></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1158004251123785552006-09-11T12:44:00.000-07:002020-12-30T01:37:02.674-08:00I Will Remember<div align="center"></div><div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/15webb.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/15webb.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><i><b> </b></i></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"><b>No one is useless in this world <br />who lightens
the burdens of another. <br />
<br />Charles Dickens, English novelist (1812 - 1870)</b></span> </div><div align="center">***</div><div align="center"></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1156663921928501392006-08-27T00:30:00.002-07:002020-12-13T23:28:25.958-08:00Cat 911<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/Cat-dontshoot.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/Cat-dontshoot.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;"><br /><b><span style="font-size: 130%;">"SVU, Detective Munch."</span></b></span><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;"></span></b><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;"><b><span style="font-size: 130%;">“Hello, Special Victim's Unit? I can't find my kitten. I think he's been cat-napped…”<br /><br />“Sorry Ma'am, that's not a police job. Try the ASPCA.”<br /><br />“But you don't understand... this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.”</span></b></span><b><span style="font-size: 130%;"><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">‘Well, you'd better hang up, Ma'am. He may be trying to call you right now.”</span></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;"></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;">Read <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-says-cat-called-911/" target="_blank">Cat calls 911</a></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 130%;"> </span></b>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1154378266368011222006-07-31T13:36:00.000-07:002020-12-13T23:18:39.432-08:00Safe Journey<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/1DuckWalk.1.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/1DuckWalk.1.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a>
<div align="center"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"><b></b></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"><b>Take chances, make mistakes. <br />That's how you grow.
<br />Pain nourishes your courage.
<br />You have to fail in order to practice being brave. </b></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"><b>
<span style="font-size: 100%;">Mary Tyler Moore, Actress (1936 - )</span></b></span> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><b>-------------
---</b></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: arial;"><b>No act of kindness no matter how small is ever wasted.
- Aesop, The Lion & the Mouse. </b></span></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: Arial;">***</span></b></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1152636709049579412006-07-11T09:47:00.000-07:002020-12-30T01:21:11.972-08:00Nose To Nose<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/Richard%20et%20Jerry.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/Richard%20et%20Jerry.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 85%;"><b>June 9, 2006 - Richard Belzer & Jerry Lewis
New York, Friar's Club Roast for Jerry's 80th. The Belz, hosting. </b></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 85%;"><b>----
</b></span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"><b><span style="color: #006600;"></span></b></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"><b><span style="color: #006600;">My Big Brothers of Comedy</span><br />
<br />
<i><span style="font-size: 100%;">(Thanks for being there.)</span></i></b></span></div><div align="center"><b><i><span style="font-family: Arial;"></span></i></b></div><div align="center"><span style="color: #006600; font-size: 130%;"><b>=^..^=</b></span></div>
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<div align="center"><b><span style="color: #006600; font-size: 130%;">---</span></b></div><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"></span></b><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"></span></b></div>
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<div align="center"><span style="color: #006600; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 130%;">You're alive. Do something.
The directive in life, <br />the moral imperative is so uncomplicated,</span></span></div>
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<div align="center"><span style="color: #006600; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: black;">that it can be expressed in single words,
<br />not complete sentences.</span> </span></span></div>
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<div align="center"><b><i><span style="color: #006600; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"></span></i></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="color: #006600; font-family: trebuchet ms;"><i></i></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="color: #006600; font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: black;">It sounds like this:</span> <i>Look. Listen. Choose. Act.</i></span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="color: #006600; font-family: Trebuchet MS;">.</span></b></div><div align="center"><b><span style="color: #006600; font-family: trebuchet ms;"></span></b></div>
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<div align="center"><b><span style="color: black; font-family: trebuchet ms;">~Barbara Hall, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000</span></b></div><div align="center"></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1148130518486883602006-05-20T06:03:00.000-07:002020-12-14T03:50:32.639-08:00Mental Health Hotline<p><a href="https://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/CatPaper.gif"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/CatPaper.gif" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a>
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline</b>.
</span></p><p>
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>If you are Obsessive/Compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly. </b>
</span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>If you are Co-Dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you. </b>
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<b>If you have Multiple Personalities: Press 3, 4, 5, and 6. </b>
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<b>If you are Paranoid: We know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we’ll trace your call. </b></span></p><p>
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>If you are Delusional: Press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mother ship. </b>
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<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>If you are Schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. </b></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">
<b>If you are Depressive: It doesn’t matter which number you press.
No one will answer you. </b></span>
</p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">
<b>If you are Dyslexic: Press 6 9, 6 9, 6 9, 6 9 </b></span></p><p>
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>If you have a Nervous Disorder: Please fidget with the hash key until the beep. </b>
</span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>After the beep, please wait for the beep. </b></span></p><p>
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>If you have a Short-Term Memory Loss: Please try your call again later. </b></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>If you have Low Self-Esteem: Hang up. </b>
</span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>All operators are too busy to talk to you...</b></span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span></p>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1147773699246452392006-05-16T02:50:00.000-07:002020-12-14T03:47:24.379-08:00Humor Is A Rubber Sword<div align="center"><a href="https//photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/Wanted-JMcCoy.0.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/Wanted-JMcCoy.0.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a>
......<br />
<span style="font-family: arial;"></span>
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"><b>Humor is a rubber sword -<br />
It allows you to make a point <br />
without drawing blood.
-- Mary Hirsch</b></span> </div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1146837975322487632006-05-05T07:02:00.000-07:002020-12-14T03:45:03.388-08:00Keep It Simple Stupid<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/Blackbirds.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/Blackbirds.jpg" border="0" /></a>
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</div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center">
<span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>"Brevity is the soul of wit"<br />
-William Shakespeare, Hamlet</strong></span></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1146524811566617522006-05-01T16:05:00.000-07:002020-12-14T03:41:52.226-08:00That Fell Down<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/ThatFellDown.1.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/ThatFellDown.1.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"></span>
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"></span>
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;">"The act evolves out of yourself--but not intellectually. It gathers emotionally inside you, in a strange way a by-product of struggle, of a willingness to do anything, try anything, expose yourself to anything--staying in motion. Because sooner or later those ripples will cause change. This paying your dues, appearing again and again and again on every sort of stage in front of every kind of audience, until you gradually acquire technique and stage identity, which is not you, but has your passion, your hurts, your angers, your particular humour. </span><br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;">This is a birth process, and it can be painful." </span><br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;">-Joan Rivers, <i>Enter Talking</i>.</span>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1145835943377664942006-04-23T16:42:00.000-07:002007-02-13T17:18:09.310-08:00Proceed with Caution = Full Speed Ahead<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/pic31461.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="272" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/pic31461.jpg" width="304" border="0" /></a> .<br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>"A friend once asked me what comedy waz.<br />That floored me. What iz comedy? I don't know.<br />Duz anybody? Can you define it?<br />All I know iz that I learned how to get laughs,<br />and that's all I know about it.<br />You have to learn what people will laugh at,<br />then proceed accordingly."</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>- Stan Laurel</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;">.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/landh1.jpg" border="0" /></strong></span></div></div>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1145068956898913092006-04-14T19:33:00.000-07:002020-12-14T03:39:18.503-08:00Happy Passover<a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CBk-5X4QQvQ/RYmz5g3qiTI/AAAAAAAAAA8/cTZgCQhuuyU/s1600-h/SleepingPos3.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5010733861083711794" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CBk-5X4QQvQ/RYmz5g3qiTI/AAAAAAAAAA8/cTZgCQhuuyU/s400/SleepingPos3.jpg" style="cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;" /></a><br /><div><span style="color: #660000;"><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">(cHag sameach... or just go hug somebody.)</span> </span></div><span style="color: #660000;"><div><b><br />
<span style="font-family: arial;">UNTIL NEXT WEEK.</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: arial;"></span>
</b><br /><b><span style="font-family: arial;">FOR YOUR FUNNI PLEASURE --- Click below for Passover card:</span></b><br /><br />
<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 150%;"><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t7a66vbrN0" target="_new">WHO LET THE JEWS OUT???</a></b>
</span><br /><span style="font-size: 110%;">(wasn't me.)</span><br /><b><br /></b><span style="font-family: arial;">
<span style="font-size: 130%;">From Schlepping Through The Alps by Sam Apple</span></span></div></span>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1144557681643592812006-04-08T21:33:00.000-07:002013-06-15T16:40:52.373-07:00The Not Ready 4 Comedy Club Playerz<a href="http://x1c.xanga.com/4e180163360b844984310/t30401452.jpg"></a><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: 130%;"><b>The Laughter Safety Valve Commission Preezents:</b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #660000; font-family: arial; font-size: 180%;"><b>Two Gents and a Kat in</b></span></div>
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Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1144529557135217742006-04-08T13:04:00.000-07:002007-02-13T17:36:43.471-08:00And You Thought Your Day Waz Bad...<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/stressed.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="191" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/stressed.jpg" width="296" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Why Parents Have Gray Hair<br /></strong><br />The boss of a big company called his network engineer on his day off about an emergency that had to be taken care of right away.<br /><br />After dialing the employee’s home phone number, he heard a child's whisper.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">"Hello?"<br /><br />Slightly annoyed by having a child pick up the phone, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?”<br /><br />"Yes," whispered the small voice.<br /><br />"May I talk with him?"<br /><br />"No," came the whispered answer.<br /><br />Trying another tactic he ventured, "Is your Mommy there?<br /><br />"Yes," came the answer.<br /><br />"May I talk with her?"<br /><br />Again the small voice whispered, "No."<br /><br />Surely an adult had to be monitoring the kid. "Is there anyone there besides you?"<br /><br />"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."<br /><br />The boss frowned, bewildered. "May I speak with the policeman?"<br /><br />"No, he's busy," whispered the child.<br /><br />"Busy doing what?"<br /><br />"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the quiet answer.<br /><br />The boss heard a very loud whirring roar through the earpiece on the phone.<br />"What is that noise?"<br /><br />"A hello copper," answered the still whispering voice.<br /><br />"What is going on there?" The boss raised his voice, alarmed.<br /><br />In quiet awe the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello copper."<br /><br />The boss was out of patience, "Well, what in the world are they searching for?"<br /><br />The young voice muffled a giggle, "Me."</span>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14900871.post-1144207102505419602006-04-04T19:39:00.000-07:002006-12-20T14:11:10.097-08:00Keeping Sane...<span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;">Top twenty ways to stay sane among the Lemmings....<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">20. <span style="color:#000000;">As often as possible, sit down in the check out line.<br /></span>19. <span style="color:#000000;">Every time someone asks you to do something say, "Is plastic okay?"<br /></span>18. </span></strong></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;"><span style="color:#000000;">Replace decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.<br /></span>17. <span style="color:#000000;">Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.<br /></span>16. <span style="color:#000000;">Every three days, tell your friends you can't attend their funeral because you're not in the mood.<br /></span>15. <span style="color:#000000;">Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN.”<br /></span>14. <span style="color:#000000;">At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.<br /></span>13. </span><span style="color:#000000;">Specify that your drive-through order is "to go.”</span></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#3333ff;">12.</span> Order a Diet Water with a serious face.</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">11.</span> Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.<br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">10.</span> In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds.”</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">9.</span> Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy.”</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">8.</span> Don't use any punctuation.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">7.</span> Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.</strong><br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">6.</span> Sing along at the opera.</strong><br /><strong></strong></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">5.</span> Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rocky Bottom.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">4.</span> Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">3.</span> When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">2.</span> When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "I won! I won!" </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/1600/Cat%20tears%20paper.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="160" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5508/1363/320/Cat%20tears%20paper.jpg" width="191" border="0" /></a><br />And the <span style="color:#3333ff;">Number One</span> Way to keep a healthy level of insanity—<br /><br />Post this list and make someone laugh.<br /><br />It’s called therapy.</strong></span><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"></span></strong>Katiez Furry Mewzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05819595350316210130noreply@blogger.com1